[Absouletly Nothing]

Description: "Welcome to my eBay listing where Im offering drumroll NOTHING! Yes, you read that correctly, absolutely nothing, zero, zilch! This is the ultimate 'buy now, receive nothing' deal. It's like purchasing air, minus the inconvenience of a jar! Inside this extraordinary box, you'll find sheer emptiness, the void, the absence of stuff! Are you tired of accumulating tangible items? Fed up with unboxing actual things? Well, fret no more! Place your order now and get ready for the most anticlimactic package everzero weight, zero volume, and zero purpose! No assembly required, no user manualheck, you wont even receive a thank-you note from me. Imagine this: you click that 'Buy Now' button, and the countdown begins - 5 to 8 business days of suspense, excitement, and absolutely no updates because, well, theres nothing to update! No tracking numbers, no delivery notifications, no thank-you emails, just serene nothingness. I wont deny it, I'm here to make a quick buck, or in this case, a quick 'nothing' sale. But hey, Im genuinely transparent about it! And if this 'nothing' bonanza takes off, I might treat myself to a gold-plated rubber chicken. Why? Because, why not? Some might label this listing as cheeky, but come on, it's all in good fun! Lifes too short to be serious, especially when youre selling 'nothing' on the internet. But fear not, Im a ray of sunshine in person; its just my 'nothing' persona thats playfully mischievous. Each 'nothing' is available at the steal price of $2! Craving more nothingness? Snag additional nothings for a discounted rate! Purchase two, and receive an invisible high-five. Three? You'll get a 'thank you' note written in invisible ink! Feeling like a collector of voids? Grab four or more for an imaginary trophy! It's the ultimate bargain on emptiness that'll leave your wallet in stitches!

Price: 1.97 USD

Location: Los Angeles, California

End Time: 2024-08-23T00:33:28.000Z

Shipping Cost: 0 USD